It would have to be odd in some way.

It couldn't be something like Alison. As much as I like that name, seriously you can literally HEAR the long flowing hair from that name. The grace and elegance and the uh swirliness. or Swirlyness. Whatever.

No, it can't be an anagram of my name. For obvious reasons. uhhhh.

A female version of my name would be uh. Like. Ionna (eye-oh-na) Ianna, Ianthe, Ione , and other generally unpronounceable monstrosities. But anyway. Lets pick a female name for me.

Hmmmmmm

Ivana! ( Yeah, it sounds too attractive for me.) Too Russian dammit.

Evangeline - :/ its too gorgeous as well. I need to start looking at less flattering names

Siobhan (sheh-vahn) LOL

Kathryn- Sounds a little matronly. Idk

Mikayla. Forget it.

Bjork - I kid you not this is a female name in Denmark, it means birch. Cool and feminine? Yeah right.

Tristin- Is this even female, dammit.

Charlotte- Hey this sounds pretty cute. Okay damn, am I pretty cute? No.

Chloe- Sounds pretty chic. Heck, I'm sticking to Charlotte.

YEAH CHARLOTTE.

Okay, I'm nuts.

Just another starstruck (see above for evidence*) wanderer trying to find his way in this horribly confusing and sometimes messed up world.

This space as you might have realised is for my own venting. It's where I talk, to myself. To the universe. It's where I don't lie. Much. Chances are you won't get more truth out of me than these few billion pages of angst.

My life isn't that bad. Sometimes. The good parts just usually end up being the blank dates in between the posts you see. So yes, just to practice my math and to cheer myself up a little, the number of posts is inversely proportional to my mental wellbeing. Yes that counts as math with me.

And despite the wry smile on my face and the grin I can imagine on yours, I'm still rather sombre.

I promise you I'm sunny somedays. Stick around. You never know what you may learn.

*hint may or may not be in big black font at the top of the page.