[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'. (HELLO, its me, do you think I haven't?)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush (It was a tree...)
[x] You have been called a blond. (By a weird person, I totally am not. *Flicks hair*)
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Sorry, I have a short tongue.)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 9
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (not often...but occasionally.)
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (I think I have been told to stop listening to voices inside my head)
TOTAL: 16
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (ant)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (STUDYING)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. ( All the time baby, all the time)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc. *handphone....
TOTAL: 20
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (RIDICULOUS)
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (once, but not often)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply you score for this bulletin.
GRAND TOTAL: 26
26x4 =
Urgh
104%.
Great.
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