If I could have a superpower it would be teleportation. Meanwhile I would like to talk about my second choice super-power. Making people spontaneously combust. I think its hilarious and most people agree with me. Ever wished your teacher would stop ranting in class and just shut up? Well I wouldnt be able to do that, just make her shriek really loudly for around 30 seconds. Oh yeah she wont say anything after that.
Heres my burn list:
1. All the teachers who have pissed me off in the past. I count 6 teachers. No 7. No 6
7.Lady Gaga
8.Miley Cyrus
9.Megan Fox
10.Justin Bieber
11. Creator of FB
12. Creator of Twitter
13. Steve Jobs
14. Creator of pedobear and lolcats
15. Pedobear
16. Fourchan
17. All those people who have pissed me off sufficiently in school I count, 0 wow. dont worry this list is flexible and can be edited anytime.
18. Osama bin Laden
19. People who flame Taylor Swift on the internet
20. Joe Jonas, cause he broke up with her
21. All her future bfs whose name does not begin with an IAN and end with my surname.
21. Just kidding. Robert Pattinson, for bringing us on screen twilight
22. Stephanie Meyers for bringing us twilight
23. The director of twilight.
24. The moron who picked Miley Cyrus to be a star
25. Hodgson, for fucking selling fucking Insua to freaking Fiorentina
26. (Petr Cech, Essien, Wayne Rooney, Ferdinand, Fabregas, Van Persie) count these as one for my amusement
27. The idiot who is backing Man city with ridiculous sums of money
28. Cr7
29. I cant believe I missed him. Adam Young
30. That guy who manhandled me when I cut his queue for the bus just cause I wasn't an old lady.
31. Singtel Ceo
People I nearly burned but couldnt bring myself to:
1. Lily Allen (shes just funny)
2. Katy Perry
3. Creator of the Fairly odd Parents ( I enjoy seeing others squirm more)
4. Creator of So much Pun
5. People who broke Taylor Swift's heart( She got over them, so thats fine) but JOE JONAS IS UNFORGIVABLE.
6. Angst Girl.I thought about it. but the angstiest 5 year old in the world is so not worth burning.
7. Ming Jie. (I think I would regret it later)
8. Shrey ( I only hate him half the time)
9. Our year head. Her speeches about snails are so endearing
10. Mich- I kid you not, i was considering it.
11. Archimedes. Hes already dead. otherwise I would burn him.
12. Deepak, but then who would I get to whack in class for being gay to me.
13. The creators of The Fly 2, one of the worst horror films I have ever seen. but, it was so bad it was funny.
14.Fluff- I hope you read this. I flipped a coin btw. It could have gone either way.
15. Creator of Dora the explora!- Okay, I confess "Swiper No Swiping!!" is very very fun to say
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30 people to burn ( No I kid you not, count properly) - Monday, July 19, 2010 @ 11:36 PM
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30 people to burn ( No I kid you not, count properly) - Monday, July 19, 2010 @ 11:36 PM
If I could have a superpower it would be teleportation. Meanwhile I would like to talk about my second choice super-power. Making people spontaneously combust. I think its hilarious and most people agree with me. Ever wished your teacher would stop ranting in class and just shut up? Well I wouldnt be able to do that, just make her shriek really loudly for around 30 seconds. Oh yeah she wont say anything after that.
Heres my burn list: 1. All the teachers who have pissed me off in the past. I count 6 teachers. No 7. No 6 7.Lady Gaga 8.Miley Cyrus 9.Megan Fox 10.Justin Bieber 11. Creator of FB 12. Creator of Twitter 13. Steve Jobs 14. Creator of pedobear and lolcats 15. Pedobear 16. Fourchan 17. All those people who have pissed me off sufficiently in school I count, 0 wow. dont worry this list is flexible and can be edited anytime. 18. Osama bin Laden 19. People who flame Taylor Swift on the internet 20. Joe Jonas, cause he broke up with her 21. All her future bfs whose name does not begin with an IAN and end with my surname. 21. Just kidding. Robert Pattinson, for bringing us on screen twilight 22. Stephanie Meyers for bringing us twilight 23. The director of twilight. 24. The moron who picked Miley Cyrus to be a star 25. Hodgson, for fucking selling fucking Insua to freaking Fiorentina 26. (Petr Cech, Essien, Wayne Rooney, Ferdinand, Fabregas, Van Persie) count these as one for my amusement 27. The idiot who is backing Man city with ridiculous sums of money 28. Cr7 29. I cant believe I missed him. Adam Young 30. That guy who manhandled me when I cut his queue for the bus just cause I wasn't an old lady. 31. Singtel Ceo People I nearly burned but couldnt bring myself to: 1. Lily Allen (shes just funny) 2. Katy Perry 3. Creator of the Fairly odd Parents ( I enjoy seeing others squirm more) 4. Creator of So much Pun 5. People who broke Taylor Swift's heart( She got over them, so thats fine) but JOE JONAS IS UNFORGIVABLE. 6. Angst Girl.I thought about it. but the angstiest 5 year old in the world is so not worth burning. 7. Ming Jie. (I think I would regret it later) 8. Shrey ( I only hate him half the time) 9. Our year head. Her speeches about snails are so endearing 10. Mich- I kid you not, i was considering it. 11. Archimedes. Hes already dead. otherwise I would burn him. 12. Deepak, but then who would I get to whack in class for being gay to me. 13. The creators of The Fly 2, one of the worst horror films I have ever seen. but, it was so bad it was funny. 14.Fluff- I hope you read this. I flipped a coin btw. It could have gone either way. 15. Creator of Dora the explora!- Okay, I confess "Swiper No Swiping!!" is very very fun to say |
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