for the fun of it Im surfing the internet for cheesy pick up lines :
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Your eyes are the colour of my Porsche.
You got a plaster? cause I hurt myself falling for you
My name is Elmo. You can tickle me anytime.
If I had a nickel for every beautiful woman I’ve ever met, I’d finally have (pause) a nickel
Can I even get a fake number?
Lolz thats all for now
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Pick me up baby - Monday, August 2, 2010 @ 9:32 PM
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Pick me up baby - Monday, August 2, 2010 @ 9:32 PM
for the fun of it Im surfing the internet for cheesy pick up lines :
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get! How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number? I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did. Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love. I lost my number, can I have yours? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. Your eyes are the colour of my Porsche. You got a plaster? cause I hurt myself falling for you My name is Elmo. You can tickle me anytime. If I had a nickel for every beautiful woman I’ve ever met, I’d finally have (pause) a nickel Can I even get a fake number? Lolz thats all for now |
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