Day-um I nidda new blogskin.
But I'm too lazy to go trawling for one now.
Ah....the conundrum that laziness brings you with alarming regularity.
Whee...
Anyway......
Um.....
deathtoallyoustupidpeoplewhothinkke$hadoesnothingbutsongsliketiktokwhenactuallysheisacrazybimboandareallyfunsongwriterwhowritespowerpopandisabsolutelyadorableandrandom.
Uhh.....okay...
andthatrandomnessputshercoolnessfactorwayabovenormalaveragepeoplelikeyouandscalestayloresqueheights..
Umm...tayloresque isnt a word.
doesntmatternowbecauseitisawordbecauseisaysoandbecauseitisultimatelyultimatelysoverymuchawesomedontyathinksoheregolistentohersongdontforgettolistentotheendcausethatsthefunnestpartaswell.
But...
tadaaaaaaa
umm...ignore that picture. I like her music, not her fashion style. I guess.
ohanddontforgetthattaylorswiftwroteaboteaguywhowasalsocalledstepheninthesong.
Yes..i believe we know that song and..
ohanddidyouknowthatstephenalsorhymeswithmynamethatisliketotallyawesomecoolrightyoucanlikeimaginetaylorandke$habothsingingthosesongstoyourightimeanthatsliketotally
OKAYYY STOPPP.
youknowwhatimgonnawritemyownlyricsforitrighthereimmaggonnaedititforrealismand
no wait. Stop.
Steeeeeeeeeeephen
Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeephen
Whyyyyyyyy won't you call me?
Stephen Why won't you call me?
I saw you
In your tight ass rocker pants
You saw me too
I laughed
Cause I was completely trashed
And I watched your
Uggg-ly girl-friend
Sneer across the room
As if I real-ly care
That she's here with you
All I know is....
You're my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession
(twinkly sound) :D
Stephen (stephen)
Why won't you call me? (call mehz)
I'm sitting here waiting (waitin)
Why won't you call me?
Stephen (stephen)
I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?
I've got guys
Waiting in a line
For me to play
My evil girly games
With all their minds
Just watch me
Got it down
To a simple art
Just bat my Eyes
Like this
And there's a broken heart
But somehow
You turn the tables
What the hell
I can charm the pants off anyone else
But you
Stephen
Why won't you call me?
I'm sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
I'm thinking' that
Maybe
You might think I'm
Crazy
Is that why you won't
Call me
Steve
Don't you think I'm
Pretty
Do you not
(Love me)
Is that why you won't call me?
Cause you're my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession
I want to keep you as my pet to play with
And hide under my bed
forever
Stephen (stephen)
Why won't you call me? (call me)
I'm sitting here waiting (waiting)
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
I'll knit you a sweater
I want to wrap you up in my looove
Forever
I will never let you go Stephen
I'll never let go
Stephen
Why won't you call me?
I'm sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?
Ummmmm....enough.
Ohmygoodnessthatistotallynotenoughyouhavenotunderstoodorlistenedtomusicuntilyouhaveheardthemostannoyingirritatingchantyouwilleverheardinyourentirelifetime.
Well...as rolling stones put it. Animal was repulsive, obnoxious, and ridiculously catchy.
D-I-N-O-S-A U R a DINOSAUR!!!!
Uh... I dont think they're ready for that. They might die of shock.
NOOOOO!!!!
IT SHALL HAPPENZ
AHAHAHAHHAA
And thus...this is kesha, someone who is crazy enough to write songs and lyrics for laughs.
Yay!
Wheeeeee
I hope you arent traumatised. :D
D-I-N-O-S-A U R a DINOSAUR!!!