I suppose I'm supposed to sympathise with one party.
Except for the fact that that party that I'm supposed to sympathise with keeps making my life miserable.
Then again they both do.
Solution? Just ignore them both. What they get up to is none of my business. Well, of course perhaps my life has a little change here and there. But I'll be sure to take note when that happens.
Well, at least they're too busy screaming at each other to bother about me.
Hooray.
I don't care about them anymore.