I am not reluctantly obeying.
So..
Welcome to the most obnoxious quiz of the century.
I shall unfortunately try my best to answer
Your Type of Girl
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Good looking to me lor. Uh. Yeah. If I like you you instantly become the most good looking person in the world.
Yeah I'm superficial.
2. Smart?
Well, preferably smarter than me. :/
Actually I don't care, as long as she doesn't huh at everything I say its fine.
3. Preferred age?
Around my age? Aiyah as long as whoever isn't like 10 years older than me its FINE.
4. Preferred height?
Shorter than me lah. Aiyah fine she can tower over me, but it would make me feel horrible.
GIRLS KEEP OFF THEM HEELS PLEASE.
5. How about sense of humour?
Sure, the more the better. Though as long as the person isn't too flashy about it.
6. How about peircings?
Piercings you mean, well I'd prefer not, but I'm not going to not date someone cause of a piercing. Unless its a nose ring. Or a tongue thingy. Oh my goodness I'm starting to have nightmares.
Piercings = bad but not always unforgivable and irredeemable.
7. Accepts you for who you are?
If she keeps trying to change me its no biggie. As long as she doesn't get too obsessive
8. Pink hair?
No Biggie. All shades of pink. No biggie.
9. Mushy or no?
:/ Well I'm the mushy one so I really wouldn't mind.
Then again, a balance would be good too (;
*10. Thin or fat?
I think we all have varying definitions of fat. Heck. This question is horrible
11. Black, Brown or White (skin)
Er brown is fine, of course white is better, I think I have too many prejudices to date an indian or black though.
*12. Long hair or short hair?
As long as it looks good lah.
*13. Plastic or metal?
Eh?
14. Smells good?
My nose is blocked half the time, its a miracle whenever I can actually smell anything.
15. Smoker?
Preferably not, heavy smoker no?
16. Drinker?
No please!
18. Muscular?
As long as she isn't built like uh me then its fine.
Cause built like me is just uh.
More built than me is bad too.
Toned arms is fine.
19. Plays piano?
Uh, sure, she can play it better than me then awesome. It won't make me feel like a weird superficial showoff.
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
This is stupid but, girls who can play bass or guitar.
Very very cool.
Play it well?
Very very very hot.
They'd probably be too hot or cool for me anyway.
21. Plays violin?
Ooh, the violin to me is a very meh instrument.
But sure, I don't mind. As long as she isn't terrible. Then I'd have to smile and try not to scream whenever she plays it.
22. Sings very good?
This is an awesome bonus.
I'd never have to sing my duets alone again.
*Random emo pic and sad music*
Uh.
Moving on.
23. Vain?
A dash of vanity is very fun.
24. With glasses?
You care?
25. With braces?
Heh, even if they look terrible, braces aren't forever.
26. Shy type?
:/ can be pretty okay, but I'm usually the shy one and it can get awkward.
Coy type is better.
> : D
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Oooh ooh how about a mix.
Like nice with a rebellious streak.
28. Active or passive?
Active!
29. Tight or bomb?
I am sensing slang I do not understand.
30. Singer or dancer?
If she dances, then what am I supposed to do. :/ Try to dance too?
No.
Help.
31. Stunner?
Absolute stunner.
32. Hiphop?
It would be lost on me.
33. Earrings?
See piercings. Anyway, uh as long as the earrings aren't too obnoxious.
Okay lor.
34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-boyfriends-until-you-drop?
Well, people make mistakes.
Some more than others.
I'll just close my eyes and hope I'm not another one.
35. Dimples?
Don't really notice.
36. Bookworm?
Bookworm has all sorts of shy and sweet connotations.
I like.
Shy = good, Sweet = Very good, outgoing = even better though.
37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
Love Letters are so mushy.
As long as no one finds them.
38. Playful?
Have you heard the word coy.
That word is very very attractive.
Playful, HELL YEAH.
39. Flirt?
As long as she don't keep at it while we're together.
(YES I AM MUSHY, ARGH)
40. Poem writer?
That kind of girl sounds too serious for me!
And too, uh.
:/
Something weird there.
Dunno.
41. Serious?
Serious + me = bad
42. CAmpus crush?
Wha?
43. Painter?
Sure.
44. Religious?
Very good. I need someone to drag me into spirituality.
If nothing can, then my hypothetically perfect girlfriend can.
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Ah good. Wonderful.
Spankingly wonderful.
46. Computer games or internet freak?
:/ Internet freak.
47. Speaks 20 languages?
Uh, Don't care!
48. Loyal or faithful?
Wait there's a difference?
49. Good kisser?
Uh, I have no clue really what the difference between a good kisser and a bad kisser.
I suppose anyone who'll kiss me is actually pretty awesome already.
YES THAT WAS DESPO.
50. Loves children?
If she hates children then fine.
If she loves them then.
Okay lor.
Not like I'm the one who'll have them growing inside of me for 9 months.
Yeesh.
Quiz is complete.
How awful.
I actually answered truthfully for almost everything.
I sense stalkers converging on my location.
Bad
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