Tigress: You just found out you were adopted?

Po : Yeah

Po: Yes...

Tigress: That must have been...shocking..

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John stared into the eyes of his girlfriend.

"So let me get this straight, he said. "You like twilight."

"Yes," she said, giggling at the incredulous expression on his face.

Oh, what a shocker he thought, he would have to live with this unfortunate development. Deciding to laugh it off he poked her.

"So, you like Edwaaarrrrddddd."

"Ow stop it, yes" she said, fending off his hand, still giggling.

"Why?" he asked, his eyes twinkling, "is he cute or what."

"Yeah!" she gushed, this was not good.

Deciding to steer things towards more pressing matters, he leaned back and gave a smile.

"Cuter than me?"

"Of course!" she replied in all seriousness before she could control her mouth.

Ouch.

Just another starstruck (see above for evidence*) wanderer trying to find his way in this horribly confusing and sometimes messed up world.

This space as you might have realised is for my own venting. It's where I talk, to myself. To the universe. It's where I don't lie. Much. Chances are you won't get more truth out of me than these few billion pages of angst.

My life isn't that bad. Sometimes. The good parts just usually end up being the blank dates in between the posts you see. So yes, just to practice my math and to cheer myself up a little, the number of posts is inversely proportional to my mental wellbeing. Yes that counts as math with me.

And despite the wry smile on my face and the grin I can imagine on yours, I'm still rather sombre.

I promise you I'm sunny somedays. Stick around. You never know what you may learn.

*hint may or may not be in big black font at the top of the page.