Okay. So. Random Facts About Me.

Yayayayayayay.

Lemme hear some noise.

1. My favourite singer when I was 11. Was none other than Elvis Presley.

HOORAYYYYY.

2. I have surfed. WONDERFUL RIGHT.

And I was awesome.

Although I only stood up once. It still counts. Shhhhhh.

3. I have been called HANDSOME by people who DIDN'T even know me.

They were a bunch of old women I saw while on holiday in China.

But hey, they were still women kay.

4. I had childhood crushes on 2d cartoon characters. One of which was none other than Ariel of the Little Mermaid. I also had a crush on Katara from Avatar : The Last Air Bender : The Legend of Aang as recent as 2 years ago. Hooray for me.

5. My mother once encouraged me to play with Barbie dolls while I was 8. And all but scolded me for refusing to do so. Oh yes, she convinced my brothers to.

I think 5 is embarrassing and enough for now.

LEATHERRRRRR

Just another starstruck (see above for evidence*) wanderer trying to find his way in this horribly confusing and sometimes messed up world.

This space as you might have realised is for my own venting. It's where I talk, to myself. To the universe. It's where I don't lie. Much. Chances are you won't get more truth out of me than these few billion pages of angst.

My life isn't that bad. Sometimes. The good parts just usually end up being the blank dates in between the posts you see. So yes, just to practice my math and to cheer myself up a little, the number of posts is inversely proportional to my mental wellbeing. Yes that counts as math with me.

And despite the wry smile on my face and the grin I can imagine on yours, I'm still rather sombre.

I promise you I'm sunny somedays. Stick around. You never know what you may learn.

*hint may or may not be in big black font at the top of the page.