Live without music? I'd rather die.

Would you rather….
[X] Eat a bar of soap
or
[] Drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?

I guess the soap seems smaller

Would you rather….
[X] Be called a racist
or
[] A traitor to your country?

Would you rather….
[X] Lose your legs
or
[] Lose your arms?

Sorry legs, but sports aren't worth all the stuff I can do with my arms.

I'm pretty sure playing sports while armless won't be much fun anyway.

Everyone would just give in to you.

And if you fell down....

Would you rather….
[X] Have a beautiful house and an ugly car
or
[] Have an ugly house and a beautiful car?

Meh, I can have a beautiful house and no car.

Who needs dumb cars anyway.

Would you rather….
[X] Be blind
or
[] Be deaf?

BLIND B LIND BLIND BLIND BLIND

Would you rather….in a fire…save a..
[] Sibling
or
[] Stranger?

Meh, I don't like my siblings much, but I don't like a lot of strangers too.

Would you rather….
[X] Eat sushi
or
[] Eat liver?

No way, uh see my phobia of dead stuff. Sushi is just uh seaweed with rice and uh slab of...raw...stuff.

Would you rather….
[] Live in Antarctica
or
[X] Live in Death Valley?

Death Valley, cmon we are so used to the heat.

Would you rather….
[] Have 3 eyes
or
[X] Webbed Feet?

Man, I think at least I'd get to know people before they find out my malfunction and start screaming and running away.

Would you rather….
[X] Find true love
or
[] Get $ 1,000,000?

With true love you don't need a house.

=P

Would you rather….
[x] Always have to say what’s on your mind
or
[] Never speak again?

At least I come clean with everything.

Honesty is liberating.

Would you rather….
[] Be gossiped about
or
[X] Never talked about at all?

I hate being judged, don't you?

Honestly who would choose to be gossiped about.

ATTENTION WHORES THATS WHO.

Would you rather….
[] Have stars in your eyes
or
[] Eyes in the back of your head?

What on earth is stars in my eyes.

DAZZLING WHOO YEAH.

Would you rather….
[X] Have X-Ray vision
or
[] Bionic Hearing?

Hmm, I don't know both are really good but since I'm going to be able to hear any conversation bionic hearing is going to pretty pointless.

Haha.

Would you rather….
[X] Be able to hear any conversation
or
[] Take back anything you say?

I say many things I regret, and I will. But I'm used to it.

Would you rather….
[] End hunger
or
[X] End hatred?

Then we can start helping the hungry people.

Would you rather….
[] Publish your diary
or
[] Make a movie about your most embarrassing moment?

I don't have a diary.

But I'm pretty sure that whatever it is, it would contain more than one of my embarrassing moments.

:/

Would you rather….
[] Get caught singing in the mirror
or
[X] Spy on your crush?

Wait, how is spying on my crush bad again?

Would you rather….
[X] Be a dog named Killer
or
[] A cat named Fluffy?

I'd live up to my name too.

Would you rather….
[X] Be stranded on an island with someone you hate
or
[] Be stranded on an island alone?

Loneliness kills. And if its too much trouble, then...Kill.

Hahaha.

Would you rather….
[X] Get even
or
[] Get over it?

Getting even helps you get over it.

Would you rather….
[X] Always lose
or
[] Never play?

Would you rather….
[] Be forced to tell your best friend a lie
or
[] Tell your parents the truth?

Haven't had a real best friend in like forever so this is kinda lost on me.

:/

Would you rather….
[] Know it all
or
[X] Have it all?

Would you rather….
[] Give bad advice
or
[X] Get bad advice?

Would you rather….
[X] Have sand in your shorts
or
[] Have water in your ear?

Would you rather….
[] Forget your sunscreen
or
[] Forget your sunglasses?

Meh.

I never use either.

Yeah I got sunburned in Australia pretty bad.

I'm still not using either.

Would you rather….
[X] Kiss a jellyfish
or
[] Step on a crab?

I stepped on a crab before when I was about 7. It was horrific I tell you.

I was wearing slippers but still.

Oh...my..goodness.

I mean my parents were like you just stepped on a crab.

I looked back and I saw the upturned squashed belly of the crab and I screamed and ran.

I'm kissing the bell, not the tentacles.

Would you rather….
[] Own a ski lodge
or
[X] Own a surf camp?

Ski Lodges are rather romantic.

heeehee.

But surf camps are cooler.

Would you rather….
[X] Forget who you were
or
[] Forget everyone else and who they were?

Would you rather….
[] Have one wish granted today
or
[X] Have 3 wishes granted in 10 years?

I have more than one wish.

Actually two.

And they're both worth waiting 10 years for.

Would you rather….
[X] Give up your computer
or
[] Give up your pet?

You can buy a new computer and it'll be the same after all those useless software updates.

But you can never replace a dog.

Would you rather….
[X] Be the sandcastle
or
[] The wave?

Its just so epicly defiant.

Would you rather….
[X] Write the worst book in history
or
[] Record the worst song in history

A disgrace to literature most definitely over a disgrace to music.

Would you rather….
[] Get free chocolate for 1 year
or
[X] Get free potatoes…..forever?

FREE CHIPS FOREVAAAAA

Would you rather….
[] Have half days everyday
or
[X] No homework…..forever?

Wait No Homework.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Would you rather….
[] Wear all pink to school
or
[] Wear all purple to school?

Help.

Would you rather….
[] Take a math test
or
[X] Do a lab in science?

Eh?

Would you rather….
[] Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere
or
[X] Share an apartment with 10 friends?

Would you rather….
[] Bake cookies in cooking class
or
[X] Do art projects in art class?

Would you rather….
[] Have a pie-eating contest
or
[X] A wheelbarrow race?

Lol is this even extraordinary.

You can wheelbarrow race me anytime!

WHOO YEAH.

Would you rather….
[] Have a big group of friends
or
[X] One very close friend?

Would you rather….
[x] Be nervous, but excited
or
[] Be relaxed, but bored?

Would you rather….
[x] Wear a school uniform
or
[] Last year’s Halloween costume?

We do that everyday...

Would you rather….
[] Spend the day surfing the Internet
or
[X] Surf the ocean?

Well I kinda do the first one everyday.

Surfing is awesome. You all should try it.

Would you rather….
[X] Be an actor/actress for a big movie
or
[] Be the director of the big movie?

Directors get so stressed.

And they can't make money by posing for advertisements.

Not that anyone would want me to pose for their advertisements.

But I digress.

Would you rather….
[x] Have an ugly, loyal dog
or
[] A prize-winning, snobby cat?

Would you rather….
[] Be saved by Superman
or
[x] Meet Winnie the Pooh?

There aren't many other things that are more emasculating than being saved by superman.

Seriously.

Would you rather….
[X] Go to an amusement park
or
[] Go to a family reunion?

Would you rather….
[] Be rich with an unhappy job
or
[X] Be payed less with a job you like?

Would you rather….
[] Not be able to use your phone
or
[X] Not be able to use your e-mail?

Lol who still uses email.

Would you rather….
[X] Snowboard in the winter
or
[] Swim in the summer?

I hate swimming. Lol.

Would you rather….
[x] Pick your own nose
or
[] Pick someone else’s?

Would you rather….
[] Be a tree
or
[X] Live in one?

BE A TREE.

It sounds so artsy and abstract.

Only a snob would choose that.

XD

Would you rather….
[x] Write a mystery
or
[] Write a poem?

Uh, have you seen my poems.

Would you rather….
[] Be popular, but mean
or
[X] Be nice, but unpopular?

I like to think thats where I am.

Would you rather….
[] Eat rubber
or
[] Eat plastic?

.__.

Would you rather….
[] Be shot
or
[X] Shoot someone?

Line em up boys.

(;

Would you rather….
[] Be stranded
or
[X] Get kidnapped?

Would you rather….
[] Skip Christmas for a year
or
[X] Skip your Birthday for a year?

No birthday no biggie.

I'm used to it.

SML.

Just another starstruck (see above for evidence*) wanderer trying to find his way in this horribly confusing and sometimes messed up world.

This space as you might have realised is for my own venting. It's where I talk, to myself. To the universe. It's where I don't lie. Much. Chances are you won't get more truth out of me than these few billion pages of angst.

My life isn't that bad. Sometimes. The good parts just usually end up being the blank dates in between the posts you see. So yes, just to practice my math and to cheer myself up a little, the number of posts is inversely proportional to my mental wellbeing. Yes that counts as math with me.

And despite the wry smile on my face and the grin I can imagine on yours, I'm still rather sombre.

I promise you I'm sunny somedays. Stick around. You never know what you may learn.

*hint may or may not be in big black font at the top of the page.