The bloody irritating and unbelievable thing is that the damn beetle has been in my room for 24 hours.

I NEVER open my windows.

Partly because I can't sleep with the outside noise filtering in, but also because bloody insects tend to fly in.

Pffft.

Anyhow. My maid opened it.

And the damn beetle.

It flew in YESTERDAY. the stupid thing. It kept whacking itself against my light. and despite the fact that I threw open my window 5 times, every single time it gave up, and must've nestled myself in some godforsaken corner of my room. And started up every single time I closed the window again.

I don't want some beetle landing on me and me squashing it and turning it into a horrific mess. I will scream my guts out.

It had the whole bloody day to fly out of my room but it didn't.

In any case. After doing two consecutive death spirals, the bloody beetle landed on um. My elitist soft toy. And refused to move. I opened the window and shook the elitist soft toy. It didn't move. I pushed the damn soft toy. It still stayed on it's arm.

And then I pushed it onto the floor and the stupid beetle still clung onto the arm.

I picked up the soft toy and put it on my window ledge and left it there. After violently trying to shake it loose.

bloody beetle.

I just sincerely hope that tomorrow morning when I go and retrieve Griffles the bloody beetle still isn't there. I'll just push Griffles off my ledge and be rid of the damn insect.

Man I hate insects.