Today was another typical day in the typical life of IAN.
*Incidentally IAN should be framed up and stylized in some epic roman font and put in front of the most important buildings of Singapore.
Shut up this is my blog. I can be egotistical if I want to.
The plaques should be about 36 feet high.
No I am NOT OVERCOMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING.
Because I'm neurotic like that, and because REJECTION DOES NOT DETER ME, I shall only briefly mention how maybe uh 3 or 4 people have refused to take up the wonderful opportunity to converse with my delightful presence this evening.
Which brings me back here.
I used to think I needed people to be funny. Heck I'll just sit here and AMUSE MYSELF TO NO END. You see pretty girls, unlike YOU I am uhm, not a pretty girl, and therefore when I want to find people to talk to, I have to you know, FIND THEM and not just sit around while the hordes of smitten and wonderstruck lovers apply to be given the chance to knock at my doorstep.
If only for now. We'll see about that.
ANYHOW. What was I going to say. Dammit. Oh yes. I was supposed to ramble semi-neurotically about how anxiety within me is building up because my facebook profile picture has been stagnant for far too long with a picture that you know ISN'T ME.
It's probably a bad sign that the handsomest picture of me floating around facebook recently is a silly shot that was taken because i PHOTOBOMBED someone. Oops.
Ahem. It is not easy to get a good shot of me when.
1. I don't camwhore. Unlike my dear friend, who was last seen on facebook with a photo of her bracelet, which incidentally was about a fifth the size of her face, which FILLED THE PHOTO. It got 50 likes, for the bracelet I suppose.
2. I don't hang out with camwhoring friends. Mostly because camwhorers aren't really my friends but.
3. HEY I DON'T HANG OUT PER SE- well I do, but
4. I'VE BEEN SITTING IN MY ROOM FOR WEEKS. THIS IS HORRIBLE
5. As a consequence I look disgusting
6. Unfit.
7. And untanned. And flabby.
So.
No profile pic for awhile. Meh.
Dammit. I really want to make that camwhore shot my new profile pic.
Awesome- out.
Also word of the day, AXOLOTL.
GOOGLE IT. AND SCREAM.
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Moves like IAN - Monday, June 11, 2012 @ 8:43 PM
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Moves like IAN - Monday, June 11, 2012 @ 8:43 PM
Today was another typical day in the typical life of IAN.
*Incidentally IAN should be framed up and stylized in some epic roman font and put in front of the most important buildings of Singapore. Shut up this is my blog. I can be egotistical if I want to. The plaques should be about 36 feet high. No I am NOT OVERCOMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING. Because I'm neurotic like that, and because REJECTION DOES NOT DETER ME, I shall only briefly mention how maybe uh 3 or 4 people have refused to take up the wonderful opportunity to converse with my delightful presence this evening. Which brings me back here. I used to think I needed people to be funny. Heck I'll just sit here and AMUSE MYSELF TO NO END. You see pretty girls, unlike YOU I am uhm, not a pretty girl, and therefore when I want to find people to talk to, I have to you know, FIND THEM and not just sit around while the hordes of smitten and wonderstruck lovers apply to be given the chance to knock at my doorstep. If only for now. We'll see about that. ANYHOW. What was I going to say. Dammit. Oh yes. I was supposed to ramble semi-neurotically about how anxiety within me is building up because my facebook profile picture has been stagnant for far too long with a picture that you know ISN'T ME. It's probably a bad sign that the handsomest picture of me floating around facebook recently is a silly shot that was taken because i PHOTOBOMBED someone. Oops. Ahem. It is not easy to get a good shot of me when. 1. I don't camwhore. Unlike my dear friend, who was last seen on facebook with a photo of her bracelet, which incidentally was about a fifth the size of her face, which FILLED THE PHOTO. It got 50 likes, for the bracelet I suppose. 2. I don't hang out with camwhoring friends. Mostly because camwhorers aren't really my friends but. 3. HEY I DON'T HANG OUT PER SE- well I do, but 4. I'VE BEEN SITTING IN MY ROOM FOR WEEKS. THIS IS HORRIBLE 5. As a consequence I look disgusting 6. Unfit. 7. And untanned. And flabby. So. No profile pic for awhile. Meh. Dammit. I really want to make that camwhore shot my new profile pic. Awesome- out. Also word of the day, AXOLOTL. GOOGLE IT. AND SCREAM. |
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