Shit lah, somethings off-colour in my life and I don't know what.
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He was walking alone by himself, on the second floor corridor. Stupid day he thought.
Its always a stupid day, his mind whispered conspiratorially before he silenced it.
"Hey Handsome!"
He heard a pai kia ish voice call out from the first floor, and looked over the edge. No one was calling him of course, and he turned back and saw her standing there leaning against the wall with a smirk on her face.
"I saw that." She quipped as his face turned red and he hurriedly tried to get on his way.
She laughed to herself at his retreating figure and cupped her hands and shouted so everyone could hear, "Hey Handsome, come back here, where ya going?"