Belles, Stars and Boulevards

Today was fairly uneventful, I mean...

I NEARLY got attacked by a monkey. (actually a whole bunch of them)

Twice.

I NEARLY got lost in the jungle around McRitchie Reservoir.

I NEARLY fell into a river (I'm being dramatic, it was a stream) there while hopelessly trying to take a picture of a water strider.

I NEARLY twisted my ankle out there.

(I mean seriously if I did what would've happened o: snot like anyone's going to airlift me out of there)

So all that happened is that I ended up walking about...uh...7km or more through a disgusting nature trail. While waiting for monkeys to appear, resisting the urge to smack them when they came too close and grabbing a photo or two before slowly backing away. Cause you know of my chinese project.

Whoopee.

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Today was fairly uneventful, I mean...

I NEARLY got attacked by a monkey. (actually a whole bunch of them)

Twice.

I NEARLY got lost in the jungle around McRitchie Reservoir.

I NEARLY fell into a river (I'm being dramatic, it was a stream) there while hopelessly trying to take a picture of a water strider.

I NEARLY twisted my ankle out there.

(I mean seriously if I did what would've happened o: snot like anyone's going to airlift me out of there)

Whoopee.

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Hi, I'm Ian.

Just another starstruck (see above for evidence*) wanderer trying to find his way in this horribly confusing and sometimes messed up world.

This space as you might have realised is for my own venting. It's where I talk, to myself. To the universe. It's where I don't lie. Much. Chances are you won't get more truth out of me than these few billion pages of angst.

My life isn't that bad. Sometimes. The good parts just usually end up being the blank dates in between the posts you see. So yes, just to practice my math and to cheer myself up a little, the number of posts is inversely proportional to my mental wellbeing. Yes that counts as math with me.

And despite the wry smile on my face and the grin I can imagine on yours, I'm still rather sombre.

I promise you I'm sunny somedays. Stick around. You never know what you may learn.

*hint may or may not be in big black font at the top of the page.

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Because Cute, Smart, and Funny don't mean a thing The above was supposed to be the real title, but trust me the blogskin screwed up on me Living life to the fullest And I won't say anything at all. To all the lovely bitches like you Get your boots on
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