Take me to wonderland.

Haha.

*Ian you are crazy

No I am not.

No really you are.

We'll see how this holds up.

If not you are so sinking.

Dude, don't use separate lines for your trains of thought, I mean how are people going to ever tell us apart since I'm too lazy to give us proper names at the left side of the blog post.

...I see you choose to skirt the issue, and I sounded like a sith lord, also both of us seemed to have gained some rather unsettling traits.

Ah yes, our penchant for the pointless, exacerbated.

The horror.

Indeed.

Why did you even call me dude.

I like how you ignored your own question. Haha.

It wasn't a question.

You only know cause you checked you loser.

.......

You know something? Normally when we argue we actually have distinct personalities, now its just Ian talking to himself.

Yeah, Ian YOU LOSER.

Hey. That's bullshit, you two are simply manifestations of my personality, and not me. Whatever, I'm terminating you two. Goodbye.

(:

May you never emerge again.

Just another starstruck (see above for evidence*) wanderer trying to find his way in this horribly confusing and sometimes messed up world.

This space as you might have realised is for my own venting. It's where I talk, to myself. To the universe. It's where I don't lie. Much. Chances are you won't get more truth out of me than these few billion pages of angst.

My life isn't that bad. Sometimes. The good parts just usually end up being the blank dates in between the posts you see. So yes, just to practice my math and to cheer myself up a little, the number of posts is inversely proportional to my mental wellbeing. Yes that counts as math with me.

And despite the wry smile on my face and the grin I can imagine on yours, I'm still rather sombre.

I promise you I'm sunny somedays. Stick around. You never know what you may learn.

*hint may or may not be in big black font at the top of the page.