Pictured: Not a swan.
I would like to solemnly declare my everlasting love for these creatures, and I must say if I had one, I would never let it go.
Literally.
Now first off I would like to mention their awesome ability to form heart shapes with their necks. Of course they need a romantic partner, but hey I'd like to see you do that with your boyfriend if you're a girl or girlfriend if you're a guy. You might be gay. I might not care.
What is that I hear? You hater of pink stick-legged birds, swans are not better. Yes swans can form adorable heart shapes with their necks as well but hey flamingos don't severely wound people in vicious attacks
I wouldn't want to attempt to ensare creatures like these, especially considering how they you know,kill and drown people
The face of evil
Now what do you mean you don't like pink? It's a perfectly sane and normal colour. In fact, I don't see why everything in the world shouldn't be painted pink. When I have children, I shall ensure that they all spend their childhood traipsing the neighbourhood in pink pantyhose and pink dresses. Don't tell me how to raise my kids.
In any case bah all of that was just a loving experiment into comedy writing, sorry if that really was your thing. If that was your thing, well sorry anyway, I'm out of patience and content.
Bah.
I'm bored.
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