Don't call me discriminatory and rude, I'm not any more rude than them when they call us rude students in moral decay.

Certainly not ruder than that woman with excessively large thighs who lumbered down the pavement softer than a whisper, who decided to jam her equally massive plastic bag into the bag of my knees, making me move aside in surprise, and then stride past with nothing more than a sour look, not even directed at me.

Fair play to her though, had she wanted to move past me without touching me, she would have had to step on the road, such was her um horizontal stature.

Except that she could have you know, said excuse me or something.

Bloody rude middle aged pricks. Fuck your respect for the elders.

Next was that fucking bitch who told me to shut up during dramafeste or to turn around and get out. Bitch.

Yeah I was talking, but was that fucking necessary? And it's not like I was talking during the play. The mcees were the worst pair I've ever seen, and I'm not even kidding about that. Even worse than the "can youu make some noooiisisse" ones.

So after fuming for the last two plays, I waited for the lights to go up, leaned forward and said "though I understand that you need some degree of quiet during the play, I'd appreciate it if you weren't quiiiiite so rude, just saying. Thanks"

And I strode off like a boss before she could turn around fully.

Probably should have glared her down. Bitch.